When you’re training for an Ironman, word spreads like wild fire.
Even the most unlikely people in my office have asked me questions about it.
I think I underestimated just how interested people would be, actually. Or perhaps I was under the hopeful delusion that I could just crack on with training in secret, finish the bloody thing and have an epic finisher’s photo to update my profile picture with.
Not the case.
I never imagined the volume of questions or comments that people would pass and if one thing is for sure, it’s that, in general, people have no idea what you’re about to undertake.
So, instead of writing about how knackered I am (beyond belief, in case you were wondering), I thou
ght I’d share some of the most common/amusing comments I encounter on a daily basis:
I think my dad’s mate did one of them Ironman things other weekend – do you get electrocuted and stuff?
This one is my favourite. Everyone’s heard of tough mudder or tough guy events and assume it’s the same kettle of fish.
After all, the name ‘Ironman’ does evoke images of someone dressing up in a super hero outfit and charging through fields of mud or barbed wire, in a bid to prove they are in fact, a massive LAD.
And kudos to them. There’s no doubt that there’s a huge amount of determination and grit required to finish an event like that, but an Ironman is a very different kind of challenge.
I imagine that about half way round the marathon course, after completing a 2.4 mile swim and a 112 mile bike ride, I’d take a couple of electric shocks over finishing a 26 mile run. In fact, the prospect of the electric chair might even be more attractive.
Oh, and there isn’t beer involved either, if that’s your next question.
I wish.
But, you’re a WOMAN?!
Yes, you noticed! People are astounded by the fact that a women could be completing an event that, by its very own admission, only men can take part in – right? Wrong! Not only can we ladies take part in this type of challenge these days, we also have the right to vote too, madness.
On a more serious note there is a campaign to get an equal number of pro men and women racing the Ironman World Championship in Kona, aptly named #50womenToKona. Check it out.
What the hell are you doing that for?!
This one is probably the most difficult question to answer because there are generally two, clear cut camps of people: those who get it and those who don’t.
For the people that don’t (my mother included) there is rarely any point wasting your energy trying to explain or justify your reasons- they will never understand.
The feeling you get having conquered something you never thought you would – whether that’s a 10k or an Ironman – is something that stays with people. It’s not something that can be described; you have to experience it. Hence why people forget the pain and go back to take on harder challenges, again and again.
It’s not just about fitness either; it makes you tougher, more resilient and for me, a generally happier human being.
And, although there’s no denying that training can sometimes feel like a chore and you do have to make sacrifices, it’s also a chance for me to indulge myself in epic landscapes and lots of fresh air.
I know someone who did an Ironman and it took him like 3 hours, he’s SUPER fit though!
Unless you’re mate is superman, I very much doubt it, pal.
How much training do you actually have to do?
Well an average week at the moment looks a little bit like this:
Monday: Cycle to and from work (1.5 hours), short, fast run (45 minutes)
Tuesday: Spin session and core class before work. Cycle to and from (1.5 hours)
Wednesday: Swim coaching before work (120 lengths) Cycle to and from work (1.5 hours)
Thursday: Run to work (8 miles)/ 4k open water swim
Friday: Cycle to and from work (1.5 hours), swim 120 lengths
Saturday: Run 18 miles
Sunday: Cycle 80 miles in to a short transition run (20 minutes)
Of course it would be boring for people to hear every last detail of this plan so I tend to respond with two simple, but accurate words: ‘A lot’. (Whilst smiling over my overwhelming urge to collapse in a heap).
How do you have time to do all that?
If someone asks the sensible question of what an Ironman actually involves, this tends to be the follow up. And the answer is simple – I’m super organised and I get up extremely early!
People are under the impression that I must have turned into some sort of hermit, only rearing my head to run, bike or swim but it’s amazing what can be achieved before you sit down at your desk in the morning.
I definitely prefer morning training. I find dragging myself out of bed first thing is easier than dragging myself out the door when I’m home. I do train some evenings but this means I get to see friends a couple of nights a week, or just get extra sleep!
It does take a lot of planning to keep all the plates spinning and even more motivation to spring yourself in to action every day but it shows that it can be done without having to sacrifice your social life or career – you just have to really, really want to.
I bet you can eat whatever you want?
Ha, I wish!
Aren’t you going to get really fat afterwards?!
For some reason people love to ask this one?! I think people really enjoy the idea that, once it’s all over, I’m just going to remain on a sofa for the rest of my life, eating pies and gradually transform into a bin liner full of yogurt.
I pray to the Lord this isn’t going to happen.
So, what’s next?
I dread to think…











